I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
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The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
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How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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