Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
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this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
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alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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