He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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