What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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