Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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