Small penises have feelings too.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
That accounts for only three of the penises
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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