just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
If I had your ass I would rule the world
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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