she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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