As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
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Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
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The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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