week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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