i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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