Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
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she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
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Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I could fuck to npr.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
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