zippers are such a cool invention
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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