Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
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I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
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The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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