Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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