He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
then he tried to convert me to islam
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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