So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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