He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
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I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
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30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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