well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
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If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
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sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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