Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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