my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
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I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
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He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
My vagina just clenched in fear
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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