i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
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Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
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Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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