Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Randomize
