Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Still dying that you shit outside
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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