shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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