is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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