idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
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She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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