Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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