I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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