yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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