Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Randomize
