so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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