so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
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When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
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Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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