Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
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