Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
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shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
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Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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