i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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