In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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