he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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