i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
he thought i was a dude.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
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He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
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So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Drake has all the answers
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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