I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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