whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
You ate ashes out of my bong
Randomize
