I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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