Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Randomize
