Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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