is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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