how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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