Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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