That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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