Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
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I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
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The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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