party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
My vagina just clenched in fear
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