I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
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If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
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Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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