In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
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FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
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The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
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All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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