Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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