hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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