So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
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I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
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Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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