So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Randomize
