where am i from again
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
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dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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