You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
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The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
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I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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